iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

if i dont grow up to be half as goof a dad as will smith

i’ll commit seppuku to regain family honor

wouldyouliketoseemymask:

the greatest pissing contest of all time

ktullynax:

pfhorwhore:

anime-th:

Watamote Character Design

- Kuroki Tomoko

- Kuroki Tomoki

- Naruse Yuu

Air : Summer 2013

I CAN’T WAIT

IT’S COMING

awwww SHIT

never-tomorrow-not-today:

i am now captivated by the concept of The LandWhale.

vwcarmats:

we did it

lolihugs:

james-ab-art:

2013MAY22 [X]

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Haha Andrei has a bit of a difficult face

a man made a portrait of my boyfriends face

seriously look at this mug

d0cpr0fess0r:

englishmicroshorts:

demuure:

childrapist666:

Try to take my virginity.

I dare you.

im crying

the strider mating ritual

“Strider”

dearrscience:

thugkitchen:

You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.

BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ

5 blackberries

5 ice cubes

1 shot of bourbon

¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient)

¼ cup cold club soda  (optional)

Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody.

Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone

We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com

“while the bourbon helps you fight bullshit” ahahaha

:0

oldmanyellsatcloud:

Whyyyyyyyyyiottaaaaah.